neil writes the blog

I trust you're all looking forward to the annual Training Centre golf outing on Saturday and have your travel arrangements fully in hand...

...said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face. ©Big Mac

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over and asks... Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would yo...

New month. Definitely quitting smoking today. Once I've finished this pack of ten. It's a real b*tch trying to unravel Walkman earph...

Up early this morning to register for the Chicago Marathon on October 9th. Paid $170 for the privilege. That better include pizza! Barney...

... this is EXACTLY what it's like to be in a band.

Who says there's nothing to do on long motorway journeys?

...what rich f*****g lives we lead.

Milk? Check. Coffee? Check. Rolls? Check. Bacon? Check. Beer? Check. Pizza? Check. Jackie D? Check. Day off work? Check? Big Boy Pampers? Ch...

One of the best live bands, ever! And I'm strangely attracted to the lumberjack shirts. Weird.

...making your sister eat your frittata di spaghetti con rucola... priceless.

Jetlag, pizza, hydration, sleep, toilet, sleep, toilet, sleep, bank holiday, golf - Ladybank - 69 - WIN!- WTF?, break-up (sad), work (pish),...

Christ, I need my holiday next week...

24 - The dialogue is awful, the story's the same as the last seven seasons and I keep waiting for Leslie Neilson to appear with some dea...

Ring, Ring... Ring, Ring... Neil: "Hello?" Mother: "Eh... hello... Alastair?" ( Alastair is my sister Rona's husba...

Boot up laptop... click the thingy... put the kettle on... open the whatsit... cursor blinking... blinking... blinking... blinking... blinki...