Wednesday, September 07, 2005

More Questions Of The Week

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If it’s true that we’re here to help others, what are others doing here?
Whose idea was it to put an ‘s’ in the word lisp?

©Peter Kay

11 Comments:

At 7/9/05 12:47 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 7/9/05 12:52 pm, Blogger McSporran said...

You are making a good job!
What kind of a site is this Neil?
I thought your "jobs" were a private thing!
I know mine are.
Remember people know what you look like. Maybe you should put a mask on for your photo

 
At 7/9/05 12:55 pm, Blogger Neil said...

See now I can't delete the spam cos then your comment will look silly and will not make any sense whatsoever... for a change.

 
At 7/9/05 4:27 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Neil, Ijust came across your blog forthe first time today and I am really enjoying it... particularly like your travel stuff - have had many similar experiences..
take care
Heather

PS - you missed one question of the week - how do you know that all ladybirds are ladies?

 
At 7/9/05 10:48 pm, Blogger Neil said...

Thanks for stopping by Heather. Your question of the week reminded me of a similar dilemma when I was travelling in Asia (specifically Bangkok), namely... how do you know that all ladies are not ladyboys?

 
At 8/9/05 8:06 pm, Blogger DC said...

Neil,
I understand you also have this problem in Lithgy when you go for your , ahem "stroll" round the Loch.

DC

 
At 8/9/05 8:15 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, the bangkok problem is a tricky one - but one that us girls have less of an issue with than the boys do... you know, there is a street in Sydney that can raise similar issues.... Heather

 
At 9/9/05 9:49 pm, Blogger carl said...

He shaves...to keep their brains in...this is God little joke on Atheists...helping themselves...some sick bastard without a lisp...

 
At 10/9/05 12:19 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Neil!
Hope you´re well.Just dropped in to have a read and say hello. DI you see we´d three tornados in Barcelona? It´s been great!
xsai

 
At 10/9/05 4:21 pm, Blogger DC said...

Neil,I've just thought of another one - Still Single ?

DC

 
At 11/9/05 5:07 am, Blogger Green Glass Beads said...

And who the f*ck is Alice?

 

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