And A Crumpet Too While You're At It

Last week I opened a new bag of Tetley tea bags and, much to my excitement, discovered a free sample of a new product inside the packaging. It took me a few minutes to fully absorb all the features and benefits of the new brand – “refreshing and revitalising taste” indeed! – but I soon cracked a smile thinking about how much fun the X-Files geek in the Marketing Department must have had coming up with the name.

Now my only worry is finding the right words when my Mum & Dad next visit…

“Can I interest you in a…?”

“Would you like a lovely steaming mug of…?”

Any and all suggestions gratefully received.