Inner Peace*

I’m passing this on because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following this simple advice I heard on a medical TV show ('Doctor Who' I think it was) I have finally found inner peace. Some “expert” proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started. So I looked round the house to find things I'd started but hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pece.

*©Tommy Thompson