Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Shock And Awe

It's way too early in the morning for any kind of articulate update on the past two days but let's just say that if a fleet of Bell helicopters had swept in low off the coast armed with all manner of mass destruction devices whilst blasting out Wagner's Ride of The Valkyries, they wouldn't have unleashed the same level of unholy hell as Team Edge has.. um .. unleashed.

3-5 down after the first two days, Captain Edge - fresh from a famous late night Texas Hold 'Em triumph - announces, "Deliver a whitewash tomorrow and I'm buying the drinks all night." 16 short hours later, Team Edge delivers four devastating victories and Captain Edge has never been more pleased to remortgage his house to pick up the tab. Team Edge 7, Team Tank 5.

During the celebratory post match pasta fest that is the Macaroni Grill, Captain Edge requests, "Same again please." His team of heroes, unaware of the fact that their captain is demanding a third portion of nine-layer lasagna, take him all too literally and deliver yet another awesome whitewash of their increasingly weary foes. Team Edge 11, Team Tank 5.

With eight singles matches tomorrow (today?), we need only two and a half points for ultimate victory.

"On my signal, unleash..."


At 23/4/08 8:41 pm, Blogger Donald said...

Awe, that's shocking.

At 23/4/08 11:07 pm, Blogger Stuart said...

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells of ......

So did youse guys win then?

At 25/4/08 2:33 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're going to have to go through hell, but in the'll be the one standing.

Do it.


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