"Women. Can't Live With Them...

… pass the beer nuts.” (What’s that quote from?)

It’s already 6pm and I STILL haven’t received any marriage proposals today… wtf? And me having been so outgoing and amiable (and available) these past few long dark winter months. Oh well, you've got six hours left to rectify matters. (Not you Dave.) Or more if you live in America. Or Brazil, or Peru or the Galapagos Islands or…