Monday, July 18, 2005

Ho Hum...

...another Monday. Weather's turned cool. Chance of a shower. Been away in St. Andrews. Thought Monty was gonna win the Open. Glad I didn't bet on him. Got loads to do this week. Well, not really but it's my last free week before work starts. F#CK! Must try and communicate in sentences coherent more. Writers block I have. Type like Yoda I do. All my powers gone after recent drastic haircut. Gonna stop typing now. After the next sentence. Yes, this one.

10 Comments:

At 18/7/05 11:49 am, Blogger DC said...

neil,
I'm not that really sure that agree work you with. Best of luck - thank's for the hat - it'll look good with my ballistic proof shades in Turkey.

DC

 
At 19/7/05 5:25 am, Blogger carl said...

So, how is Delilah these days and when will you learn to not let her cut your hair?! And did she use your light-saber?

 
At 19/7/05 8:34 am, Blogger Neil said...

My, my, my Delilah. Actually the lyrics of the famous Tom Jones are spookily reminicent of my visit to the salon. "As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind."

As for my light sabre, not a female hand has clutched it since the dark days of the Clone Wars. Alas.

 
At 19/7/05 7:33 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure we could sort your light sabre quite easily...

 
At 19/7/05 8:37 pm, Blogger Neil said...

WE??? I'm all ears... well not ALL ears, thankfully but, you know, curious.

 
At 24/7/05 9:06 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is a We better than an I? Perhaps that could be arranged...

 
At 24/7/05 10:34 pm, Blogger Neil said...

Let's just say it's a first! Either would be fine.

 
At 25/7/05 8:50 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A first? Ah you truly are a Bishopbriggs boy...

 
At 25/7/05 10:14 pm, Blogger Neil said...

If you turn out to be my Dad, I'm gonna be very disappointed... and not a little disturbed.

 
At 9/8/05 8:34 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hee hee.Ah stop the lights.The clone wars.Surely the clone whores you mean. Ah shockin stuff. Jeepers, you must be lovin my non stop com-mints today (light and fresh and minty you know)
EMAIL ME ye baldy bugger!

 

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