Two Do Not Very Much At All

Neil: “So what do you want to do today Hamish?”
Hamish: “Dunno. Wha’chu wonna do?”
Neil: “Well for a start, I want you to stop talking in that Jamaican accent.”
Hamish: “Sorry mon, I was just trying sometang.”
Neil: “Well try something else. If you like, we could do a little… ahem… kittie-chasin’?”
Hamish: “Were you about to use another word for ‘kittie’ just there in the hope of a cheap comedy laugh?”
Neil: “Em yeah, I mean no. Or we could just avoid the showers and stay in to watch these fascinating reruns of 90s classic ‘Party of Five’ along with West Wing wannabe ‘Commander In Chief’?
Hamish: “Nah, I’m not sure that Geena Davis has the depth of acting to carry off being the President.”
Neil: “Well how about we go for a quick walk and then you have a nap while I spend the day frustrated because the photos I took of you on my phone never arrive in my in-box.”
Hamish: “Sounds good mon. Ain’t nuttin like a siesta in de afternoon.”
Neil: “ENOUGH!”