Noooo! OK, I'm one to talk, but you have to stay around at least long enough to review the reunion concert. Besides, you have to vent here or you'll explode. It's group therapy without coffee.
Remember the times when you were training me to become a Jedi in terms of binge pizza eating, and I happened to think that I had reached my limit at slice number 14? Did you just sit there and accept that? No you did not. A swift kick in the chuckies and a slap across the napper from yourself saw me wolf down a further 5 slices and obtain my Jedi pizza binge eating status. Although this was 10 slices less than you. And I did require my stomach pumped afterwards. And ice for my painful chuckies. So, the moral of the story is that whilst you may think you have reached your limit, you still have much left to give. I mean who is going to give me the occassional word of advice as regards films I may want to see and music I should avoid? I hope you find the inspiration to continue.
Thanks for all your comments. I especially like the supportive tone of "don't you feckin dare". Was that you Mum? I seem to have lost my mojo for the moment but can promise at least one little announcement later in the week.
I am an ex-smoker, ex-marathon runner, ex-nanny, ex-world traveller, ex-columnist with the Daily Record (Scotland's ex-best selling daily newspaper) and ex-boyfriend. Wow, there's a lots of great things I don't do anymore... thank God I have a guitar and a dream...
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You don't strike me as a man who knows his limits.
Are you quitting? What will you do with your opinions???
Noooo! OK, I'm one to talk, but you have to stay around at least long enough to review the reunion concert. Besides, you have to vent here or you'll explode. It's group therapy without coffee.
Soaps,
You need to keep it up
DC
Don't you feckin dare
Strictly speaking, this is 401 - is it not.....? See how easy it can be...?
We'll just have to throw subjects at you then.....or stop at random pages in the dictionary!
Dear Captain Edge,
Remember the times when you were training me to become a Jedi in terms of binge pizza eating, and I happened to think that I had reached my limit at slice number 14? Did you just sit there and accept that? No you did not. A swift kick in the chuckies and a slap across the napper from yourself saw me wolf down a further 5 slices and obtain my Jedi pizza binge eating status. Although this was 10 slices less than you. And I did require my stomach pumped afterwards. And ice for my painful chuckies. So, the moral of the story is that whilst you may think you have reached your limit, you still have much left to give. I mean who is going to give me the occassional word of advice as regards films I may want to see and music I should avoid? I hope you find the inspiration to continue.
Yours sincerely,
Pooch
Thanks for all your comments. I especially like the supportive tone of "don't you feckin dare". Was that you Mum? I seem to have lost my mojo for the moment but can promise at least one little announcement later in the week.
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